Midnight Blasts in Mt. Lehman
To: Geraldine Auston, firstname.lastname@example.org
CC: "John vanDongen" , email@example.com,
"Ron Bertrand", firstname.lastname@example.org,
Farm Practices Board, email@example.com,
Mike Dejong, firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: Blueberry Cannons
I'm sure none of you will be reading this until Tuesday morning as you're all enjoying your holiday weekend.
Let me tell you how my weekend began.
Friday night at midnight I was awakened by someone's triple-shot cannon starting to misfire every few seconds. Thankfully that only lasted about fifteen minutes.
Saturday morning a cannon started up at 5:45am, another just after 6am and my neighbour's at 6:15. My neighbour's cannon was so loud I'm sure it shook the windows of my house and that is not an exaggeration.
This is now my fourth complaint about my neighbour's (Mr. Kondolay) cannon starting before 6:30am.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS INSANITY ???!!!!!!!??????
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